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• Misis: Hoy! Ano yung nabalitaan kong may kabit kang 18 years old?! ha?!
• Mister: Huh? Tanga huli ka na, 23 years old na kaya siya!

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VICE GANDA:hindi ko alam baka si INTERNET EXPLORER!

(Source: imursupergirlnickie)

• Interviewer: What can you contribute to our company?
• Applicant: Hala may ambagan???
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Yung iba, uutot lang.

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mr-mickeymouse:

Whenever I see:

And then:

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• GF : Kunwari nakapulot ako ng 30.
• BF : Oh tapos?
• GF : Tapos bumili ako ng hamburger 18 pesos ang isa. Magkano sukli ko?
• BF : 12 pesos.
• GF : Bobo! Dos lang! Bente lang yung binigay ko. Bakit may nakita ka bang 30 pesos na buo? Tanga! Ayoko na! Break na tayo.

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